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i’m a lil bit of a ho

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They called it the Nintendo 3DS because they made me buy it 3 times.

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**lavender town music** this is my weird pokemon theory video..uhm…did you know ekans backwards is snake 

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you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

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1:54 am

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*at a meet and greet with Ariana*
· me: i just wanted to say that i love you and your music so much and i'll support you till the end my queen
· ariana: awww thank you so much! wanna take a pic?
· me: sure! *puts my arm around her and snatches a patch of her hair*
· ariana: ouch!
· me: *calls mariah* phase one complete master